Coexist, Nerds.
I need this. On my car. On a tote bag. On my Laptop. On a shirt. On stickers so I can sticker bomb them EVERYWHERE.
the ultimate crossover
I JUST DIED OF HAPPINESS INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
Act like Loki
Sleep like Captain America
Party like Iron Man
Drink like Thor
Look like Black Window
Shoot like Hawkeye
Think like Nick Fury
Live like Agent Phil Coulson
This is my favorite thing ever.
now i kinda want my grandma to get a facebook
(Source: awesomephilia.com)
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
someone kill me.
I just bought that movie so I looked it up and it’s really there.
(Source: chouette-e)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”will probably be my favourite movie scene forever…
(Source: nomadichead)
- most girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup
- me: brown hair, starfleet regulation uniform, medical license, alcohol, annoying best friend. dammit jim i'm a doctor
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk
